txt msgs: a series

m.a.b : will you be my valentine?


a: i think im going to have a panic attack


m.a.b: no reply?


a: i said i think im going to have a panic attack.


m.a.b: i can see why...


a: what does being your valentine entail?


m.a.b: some food, maybe a little wine, and some anal sex?


a: nah. im not into food and wine.

i love oatmeal.

its the perfect breakfast.






the perfect lunch.






the perfect dinner.






just add water!










[this is what happens when you're broke]

she's right.

all we talk about is money, love, and getting thin.


its lame.

im a charlatan.

its true. 

you dont really know me. 

because i actually dont exist. 

im everything all the time. 

and nothing simultaneously. 

dont tell anyone. 

word of the month: mirrors.

"looking at pictures of myself and into mirrors ruins my self-esteem"
followed by something to the effect of 'mirrors are so passe'

- ajames.

J'♥ Toronto

i think i was born here in a previous life.
back after 6 months.....and i feel at home.