I was on set today. Adjusting the garter's of an alien being.
It was prettiest unpretty sight I've seen.
Then I looked in the mirror, and died.
So I know I'm not 7 hundred feet tall, and Im never going to look like an emaciated 20 year old with silicone ta-ta's.
BUT.
Maybe I can look like a 21 yr old 5"3 version of that with natural milk makers.
Que penses tu?
I've got 5 days to lose 5 pounds.
Im hungry already.
PEOPLE: I need your moral support. Cheer for me. Pray for me during my war against food.
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Dr. McN**** : Well I think your complete pre-occupation with food is making it unable for you to not only find a job - but function normally within society.
Miss James-Stillo : Really??
Dr. McN**** : Yes...
Miss James-Stillo : Can I get that in writing??
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