Wednesday, February 13, 2008

txt msgs: a series


m.a.b : will you be my valentine?


a: i think im going to have a panic attack


m.a.b: no reply?


a: i said i think im going to have a panic attack.


m.a.b: i can see why...


a: what does being your valentine entail?


m.a.b: some food, maybe a little wine, and some anal sex?


a: nah. im not into food and wine.

2 comments:

aurora said...

i once did the weather...
let me make you a predication, a forecast so to say...

oatmeal + anal sex?
= anal leakage & stormy clouds ahead.

but i mean, the weatherman is known to be wrong.

i'll stick to phone sex - on vibrate.

Unknown said...

you are....fantastic.